Category Archives: Burlington

VBSR Networking Get-Together Jan. 27 in Burlington

Posted on Wednesday, January 20, 2010 by Comments are off for this post

Front Porch Forum is glad to be co-sponsoring this upcoming Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility event.  Looking forward to seeing lots of folks there.

VBSR Networking Get-Together
Date: Wednesday Jan 27th, 2010
Time: 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM
Location: Magnolia Bistro
Address: One Lawson Lane, Burlington, VT 05401
Cost: FREE and open to the public
To Register: Please RSVP to info@vbsr.org or call 802-862-8347; RSVPs appreciated, but walk-ins also welcome
For More Info: Call 802-862-8347 or email info@vbsr.org

Ten Words for 2010 Raffle Winners!

Posted on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 by 3 comments

We’ve got raffle winners!  Nearly 1,000 Front Porch Forum members posted entries to their neighborhood forums for the Ten Words for 2010 Raffle.  Thanks to our sponsors and to all who entered.  Congratulations to our lucky drawing winners…

  • Tamra & Tony Augostino, Milton:  One-night stay at The Essex Resort and Spa ($269 value)
  • Steffen & Kathryn Parker, Williston:  Solio portable solar charger for iPod/digital camera/etc. from Seventh Generation ($100 value)
  • Olga Vrana, Burlington:  $100 gift certificate toward any youth or adult art class at Davis Studio
  • Roger Kohn, Hinesburg:  Three-month membership to Hammerfit Athletic Club and Motion Studio ($100 value)
  • Alida Duncan, Burlington:  $100 opening deposit for a Power Saver CD at Opportunities Credit Union
  • Carol Ode, Burlington:  Great Harvest Bakery “Year of Free Bread” – one loaf/month for a year ($70 value)
  • John and Debbie McMahon, Isle La Motte:  One pair of tickets to Higher Ground Comedy Battle Jan. 17 ($30/pair value)
  • Rob Stumler, Burlington:  One pair of tickets to Higher Ground Comedy Battle Jan. 17 ($30/pair value)
  • David Gray, Essex Junction:  Five-class pass to South End Studio ($60 value)
  • Sherridan Beyer, Winooski:  $100 gift certificate from 1-800-GOT-JUNK?
  • Deena Frankel, Burlington:  Personal Training Session at Greater Burlington YMCA ($65 value)
  • Jane Agran, Richmond:  An assortment of 20 greeting cards from Sweet Basil Cards ($60 value)

See some of the many, many entries from FPF members.

Shihtzu fends off Shovel Man Robber!

Posted on Wednesday, December 30, 2009 by 1 comment

Residents of Burlington’s New North End have been reporting on Front Porch Forum break-ins and scams targeting the elderly this past week.  Looks like one FPF member has found a solution…

Just another voice to add to the neighborhoods re. the shoveling robber. On Monday, the 28th, a man approached our home on Grey Meadow Drive. My husband was in the backyard and Odin, our 22 lb Shihtzu was with him playing ball. Odie took off barking like the fierce Tibetan Temple guard dog he is and next we know he was in front barking furiously while chasing a man who was running for life, out of our open garage. He had expletives for our good good dog while yelling to us “I only was trying to shovel!”…. well, we knew him for what he was! These are hard times for many people…so neighborhood watches and neighborly communication about these events are good prevention. Also recommended: get a fierce Tibetan Shihtzu: small but fierce!!

Must-read posting about… Free toaster

Posted on Friday, December 4, 2009 by Comments are off for this post

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile.  From Matt Gang in Burlington’s Old North End tonight on Front Porch Forum

Free toaster

Are you tired of your trust worthy toaster, tirelessly toasting your toast to the desired toastiness? Boring!!!

Are you ready for an adventure? My toaster won’t let you down. You won’t start every morning with loud expletives and a smoked filled kitchen, just enough mornings to keep you constantly paranoid, and your neighbors heavily invested in fire insurance. Yes sir, the folks at Silex Proctor really broke the mold with this one. This toaster doesn’t view it’s temp. dial as an order, more as a suggestion. Sometimes brown means it will burn your bread product to a point that would require dental records for identification. At other times brown means the moment after you exit the kitchen, it will fling the still white bread into the stratosphere. Sometimes brown means that it won’t even accept the toast, preferring to make a loud buzzing noise whenever it’s overly sensitive lever is depressed.

I’m sure that at this point most everyone is just waiting for information on where to pick up this little beauty, but my conscience requires me to unearth a few of it’s less redeeming qualities.

This toaster is possessed by several malignant spirits.
It may be a portal to hell.
It cannot stand bagels, british muffins, or any other bread products come to think of it.
It can shoot flames as far as it can hurl fiery hunks of crust.

Please, please, please, take my toaster. I’m afraid of what will happen if I throw it out. Don’t tell it that I wrote this.