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Best of FPF: Middlebury Mayor Demands Treats

Elections can cause quite a stir, and it’s been “ruff” in Middlebury as they debate which dog would be the strongest candidate for Mayor of Middlebury (as a light-hearted fundraiser for Homeward Bound Humane Society). We thought some of the nominations were worth a share:

Johanna said, “As I watch Nat campaign, I realize how he is a Mayor for all ages. He can assure safety and comfort for the elderly and model citizenship for children and youth. Nat makes everyone feel like they are seen and heard and this builds community.” Lindsey shared, “Nat, the Yorkipoo, will be on Court Street for a Honk & Wave and hopes to make people smile while they’re creeping through school dismissal traffic!”

Melinda chimed in, “I will be voting for Reggie. If you want a capable, conscientious, hard worker, than look no further than an Australian SHEPHERD. A MAYOR cannot be buddies to everyone. An Aussie knows how to maneuver and steer the city’s ship in the right direction.”

(And, because… Vermont, “The CAT Party is opposed to restrictions on eligible candidates for Middlebury Mayor and would welcome a coalition with the Turtle Party. Also underway are negotiations with the GoldFish Party and the HousePlant Party.” Braden contributed, “I’d like to unofficially nominate an absolute unit of a snapper that lives below the Battell Falls as the head of the incumbent mayor’s secret service detail. I put her up against any would-be challengers any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.”)

Jenn reports, “Good girl Tela, golden retriever/labrador mix, has been hard on the campaign trail, meeting people, kissing babies, tail wagging the whole way!”

Congratulations, Tela, on the win. May you serve Middlebury well.